Ashley Madison is back on the infidelity-enabling market, meaning the time is nigh for cheaters to prosper once more. At least, that would be the case were it not for the pesky and hella unprecedented ubiquity of Pokémon Go.
The augmented reality instaclassic, which requires players to actually leave their homes to capture various Pokémon, can now lay claims to at least one spoiled cheating attempt.
Evan Scribner, who revealed his supreme Pokémon Go fuck-up to the New York Post Tuesday, said he’s now a newly single dude. “She saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex’s house,” Scribner told the Post. “She found out last night at my house and hasn’t contacted me since then.”