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DEAD MAN is cut out of PYTHON that is 23 FOOT LONG!!

Akbar Salubiro, an Indonesian man who went missing for a few days and was eventually discovered in the stomach of a, YOU GUESSED IT, 23-foot-long python. Friends and family began searching for Akbar after he failed to return home after leaving for work a few days prior, and it wasn’t long until they stumbled upon the fat fuck of a python you see in the above video chillin’ in his back yard. If it were me, I’m not sure I would’ve assumed Akbar was in there. Pythons only move about one mile per hour and catch their prey by surprising them in ambush – the yard in the video doesn’t seem to have a ton of hiding spaces.

So in order for Akbar to be eaten, he would’ve had to literally lay on the ground and…wait? Then after the snake started eating him he would’ve had to continue to sit there and do nothing. You see why I’m confused here? To get eaten by a python in your back yard you’d have to have zero limbs; Akbar had four. Maybe he had a heart attack, dropped dead and THEN the python ate him?

Someone interrogate something, because curious minds (read: me and only me, probably) want to know goddammit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYVWYXz8R_E

Regardless, Akbar’s body was recovered completely intact and the video of its retrieval has since gone viral.

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